So, anyway.....these ninjas break into my house, right, and I'm all like "Back the fuck off", and the lead Ninja is all like "NO!" and I'm all like "You bettah" and he's all kungfu and shit, and so I pull out a gun and plug the bastard....
then I buy Sin City on DVD, and ride a spaceship with Vin Diesel, and we're all like "Cool" then Vin turns into Rosario Dawson, and we bang like fucking kittens for like hours, then the spaceship crashes into the sun, so I have this Diamond Spacesuit, so I'm okay, but Rosario burns to death, and I'm all like "Too bad" and she's like screaming and shit, but it's in French, and I'm all like "I don't speak Paris-Talk, bitch" and she dies, and I'm lonely, so I swim back to earth, and drink a forty with Xzibit........
that's when things got weird.
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