Funniest show on TV. Last night was golden and it's a two part episode. This huge woman (who looks like the mother from 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape') who is a Jesus Freak with ark sized chip on her shoulder goes to a house of hippies. She thinks Tarot Cards are the work of the Devil, and she got visably upset when she saw a star on the back of barn (She thought it was a Pentagram..but it clearly wasn't). She then started to smell something, then she ran around throwing up. She thought the dryer was possesed.
Meanwhile, the hippie mom (who was a hypnotist) went to live with the crazy fat lady's family. She tried hypnosis on fat woman's daughter..who promptly fell asleep. Then fat ladies friends come over and attack hippie woman with questions: 'What religion are you? Do you believe in Jesus?' And all this stuff. She looked like she was about to beat some ass.
Also, hippie woman's husband is a radio talk show host and fat lady took a few calls. First it was ok..then a gay psychic showed up. She then started going off. She rudley said (on the air) that she wasn't happy and psychic's are the work of the devil. She then ran away screaming at the camera to find her a church. She started praying and calling for the Holy Spirit to come in her.
But next week looks aweesome. She goes ape shit crazy cussing out people, ripping shit, and praying. All because the hippie woman wasn't Christian and 'everything she touched was tainted.'
Funniest line (To the camereaman): 'SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAN?!?!?! SHE'S A GARGOYLE!!!!! GET THAT FUCKING SHIT OUT OF MY HOUSE IN JESUS NAME I PRAY!!!!!'
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America.... FUCK YA!!!... hehehe Somehow reminds me of how Pat Robertson's house must feel like!
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm not really sure WHY I watched this show, but I did. I watched every second of it...I couldn't look away, it was just too comical.
ReplyDeleteWhen the girl fell asleep during the hypnotism, and that lady had to blast her awake with the mic...ohhh my, that was pure comedy.
That "christian" woman had a mouth like a TRUCKER. She should have been more concerned with the number of times she had to be *bleeped* than those gargoyles in the yard. How about praising the BIG GUY with a nice, loud *bleep*! "I'm done with this *bleep*! Get me to a church!"
I can't wait to see her lose her *bleep* next week - heh heh ;-)
God Bless.
I normally can't stand those shows but for some reason my wife and I couldn't resist the train wreck. Holy crap, what a bunch of "Christ-like" people - feh.
ReplyDelete"I AM A GOD WORRIOR!?!?!?!?!!!!"
No dear, you're a psychopath. What got me was when she kept howling about needing prayer. Well shut the fuck up and PRAY then!! I felt bad for the hypno"therapist's" husband. He was so nice and did nothing but try to be warm and welcoming. What a freakin' nightmare (why do people do this shit?).