courtesy of xmission
I swear everywhere I look all I see are unruly, undisciplined, spoiled little shits running around. It's not their fault though. The blame lies squarely on the PARENTS. That's right... these lazy, limp wristed, fucktards who don't wanna own up to their responsibilities and fucking CONTROL the fucking kids!
Look...it's simple:
Kid talks back to you: WHACK 'EM!
Kid won't shut the hell up during a movie: WHACK 'EM! Or better yet, if I'm there, let me do it!
Kid tears open shit in the store: WHACK THE HELL OUTTA THEM! That's money out of your pocket!
Kid rolls their eyes at you: WHACK 'EM!
Is you kid troubled by angst? Show 'em the trouble end of your shoe!
Kid won't eat their veggies? WHACK 'EM with a cucumber!
Kid gets beaten up by a bullie: WHACK 'EM and tell them to stop being a pussy!
Kid asks you for money: WHACK 'EM upside the head with your wallet and tell the bastard to get a job.
Kid won't get you a beer: WHACK 'EM and then whack their mother out of spite.
You get the idea. I'm telling you, a good whack will make any fucking kid behave. I'm gonna be a kick ass father.
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