I've asked several of my girl buddies how many guys they've kissed in their lives. REAL kisses involving tounge, not the pussy ass kiss on the cheek bullshit and to my surprise, the average number was over 35. Now they didn't sleep with all of them mind you, but still, some of these chicks are a lot younger than me yet they've managed to kiss about 2 times as many people than me??
My head hurts....
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Multiple choice time
ReplyDeleteA. WTF?
B. prude = normal?
C. So all your female friends are whores (which begs the question, why dont you get laid more often?)
Okay, let me tell you something! Youre not alone, my number is right around yours. Im actually proud that it is not high. Yeah, thats right! I actually put some weight into kissing, but hey Im just a sincere person and only kiss women that I care about. So, maybe Im wrong.
PS : Most of this is a joke. Please, dont Email me! Also, I dont give a shit if Im considered a prude. The fools who think that, can go fudge themselves!
Hey, show some respect. They ARE my friends you know.
ReplyDeleteYeah, my bad! In re-reading that today, I pretty much came off as a perturbed know-it-all ass. ( Which really doesn’t surprise me. I was at work. ha!) Seriously, work is slapping me around. This, of course, pretty much makes for a bad day (‘cause I don’t like the rough stuff – okay, who am I fooling? Not all the time. ). Any way, of course there is going to be some sort of tension release/fallout. In this case, the fallout was to purposely ruffle some feathers. Long story short.…..sorry!
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