Hung out with Manda yesterday and ate some IHOP before deciding to go to Sevierville to check out some adult store for no good reason. On the way there She kept going on and on the omlette not agreeing with her and I told her to hold it in until she got out of my car. She then proceeded to tell me that I drove like an old man despite the fact i was going over 80mph. She informed me that she's gone over 110mph down this particular stretch of interstate. Whatever.....
Eventually we got to the smut shack and I expressed disappointment that there weren't any chicks dressed like whores to greet us.
We look around for a bit and i have to say that they have the WORST porn selection I've ever seen. This is like trailer trash porn shot with a video camera. The women on the boxes were so scary that it actually put me OUT of the mood. Bleh!
Anyway, I noticed Manda acting kind of weird as she drifted to a corner and unfortunately I found out why. Well apparently she couldn't hold it in for much longer and she proceeded to spark a couple off in the store!
It was kind of funny because it sounded like a broken trumpet or something. Manda starts to crack up as i slowly walked away from her pretending not to know this strange 6ft blonde chick stinkin' up the porn store.
Anyway, we spent a few more minutes browsing the filth and sinful toys of fornication until, like all porn, it just got boring and we took off.
Afterwards we drove around K-town, looked around the video store and a bunch of other crap all while Manda, aka: "Stinky" was laughing about sparking one off again. I soon called it a night after that.
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