There was a new Pilates instructor yesterday who I'm convinced came from the darkest corner of hell. This guy was insane! He was on a whole other level and he tortured even the most advanced students in the class! Damn it, I'm still having trouble feeling my lower body. I never thought the human body could be put in those kind of positions. Actually, the human body CAN'T be put in any of those positions which is why I'm convinced that he isn't human! He's some demon hell beast sent from beyond to open the final seal of the apocalypse! IT'S TRUE! Here's a picture of him. Evil bastard. Kate was there, she said she's some sort of manager person now and yapped about a bunch of other crap, but I really didn't hear what the hell she said, being in excrutiating pain and all. I used her to wipe myself off and did some cardio.
Today, I do the same thing again.
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