I saw the wussiest thing today. Some dude in front on me was driving a Dodge Ram 1500 with one of those lifter kits that makes the thing into a monster truck, complete with the big ass tires. Anyway, when he turned into my apartment complex, he actually SLOWED DOWN when he went over the speed bumps like an old lady! I mean, this guy could crush small buildings with his truck yet he was extra careful driving over the speed bumps? Maybe he didn't wanna knock down his purse or something.
Fraggin' pussy! If you're gonna pump a few grand in your truck to make it into bad ass on wheels, you could at least drive like you got a pair!
I'm sure his penis is tiny.
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