An awkward proposition

So an old friend of mine called whom I haven't seen in a few months and we caught up on old times and talked about other misc. crap like that including our lousy luck with the opposite sex. It was a nice little pity party and it felt good to talk to somebody who could relatea and all that and then she asked me why we never "hooked up."

I told her because we never really officially dated and the most intimate thing we did was hug and kiss (the same way someone would their mother).



She laughed and flat out said that she thought that we would have "great sex" together. I started laughing and then realized that she wasn't really kidding. I told her she should've said something 2 years ago. It would be too weird since she's officially become one of my many "little sisters" so the thought of gettin' it on with her freaks me the hell out.



Then again.... she does have a rather....nice body....hmm.... NAAAH! Too weird!!



Anyway, she said she would be in town on Saturday and it would be nice to see me again and blah blah blah, but I told her I had plans with someone I have much more interest in.



Sucks for her. She had her chance at the good stuff and she blew it!



What is with all these chicks coming out of the woodwork lookin' for a booty call??? Am I not worth more than that? *sob* I'm more than an incredible awesome stud with an unlimited sexual stamina and a mind blowing sex drive who has the ability to satisfy the most insatiable sexual appetites. I'm a human being with feelings DAMMIT! I just wanna be loved... *sniff* is that too much to ask?? Sometimes it's hell being me.



Think I'll look in the mirror and flex for a couple of hours.