saw this outside my window
Well K-town has been getting poured on ever since Ivan decided to take a little tour of the Southeast. I woke this morning to a giant freakin' water park! Damn this crummy state! They spend millions each year on road work yet they can't seem to grasp the idea of proper water drainage! I swear if it rains over an inch the roads flood and sink holes swallow buildings. Fucking ridiculous.
Well one good thing came out of it though. My loud ass frat daddy neighbor's patio got flooded out and it looks like it'll only be a matter of time before their living room is next. I got a profound sense of pleasure watching them try to bail water out of their patio. Heaven forbid that the keg gets water logged. Word of advice to anyone moving to East Tennessee: DO NOT get a ground level apartment. Sooner or later you WILL get flooded out. I guess these dumb asses didn't get the memo. Fuck 'em.
I really didn't want to come into work today because i didn't want to deal with the notoriously bad K-town drivers. These fucking idiots seem to think that since they're in some huge SUV or truck, they're immune to mother nature's fury and can drive 65 mph down a rain soaked street. Yeah that's probably why I saw two of them in a ditch and one stalled out in the middle of a puddle that ressembled a small lake. It was a Range Rover too. No doubt the owner believed those commericials showing the Range Rover blasting through the dense jungles of darkest Africa or South America or some bullshit like that.
I guess it never dawned on them that the Rovers shown where HIGHLY modified versions of the watered down yuppie mobiles they're driving. Sheesh... dumb ass soccer moms.
Oh well, I made it to work safe and sound and the rain is still coming down in buckets. This is gonna be a long day.
The sad thing is there's bad drivers everywhere. There's just different kinds of bad drivers depending on where you live. The thing about down here is nobody uses their blinker. What's up with that?
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