Okay, I spent Friday and most of Saturday night, cleaning and rearranging my place (it was a lot harder than I thought it'd be) and after all the dust had settled (literally), I decided to reward myself by going on a little night on the town. After getting showered and dressed and looking mighty damn fine, I went to get some cash from the ATM. I nearly pissed my pants when it said my remaining balance was 158 dollars!! BULLSHIT!!! The first thing that came to mind was IDENTITY THEFT! Some low life cock sucking mother fucking dip shit has stolen my money!!!
I did a balance inquery, but the fucking machine said the network was down! FUCK! I went to 3 other ATMS and they said the same fucking thing! What the hell is going on! I sped back home and tried checking my account online and wouldn't you know? The system was down for upgrades! Fucking wonderful.
I was thinking about a million different scenarios on how could this have happened: Did someone hack my paypal account? Did somebody see my account number on one of my bank invoices? Did those mother fuckers at Verizon decide to have a little spending frenzy fun with my money???
Since it was now 3am there was little I could do until later one. Didn't get much sleep when the sun came up and the first thing I did was go back online and check my account. The system was back up and to my relief my funds were still intact. Just to be sure, I checked various ATMs for balance inqueries and everything checked out. Just to be safe, I'm going to call the main office first thing Monday. It appears I still have money to indulge in the hookers after all.
Man, what a fucked up way to ruin a weekend.
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