you know it!
Okay, I'm at the car wash minding my own business washing my bad ass love machine (Toyota Camry) when this huge wasp tries to start some shit with me. This motherfucker keeps buzzing me and getting in my face, just being a fucking asshole for no apparent reason and all I'm trying to do is wash my fucking car!
Well my patience for nature had run out and I decided that this fucker had to die NOW. So acting solely on instinct, as soon as the bastard got in my face I fucking NAIL it with a stiff round house kick! That's right. You heard me... I fucking KICKED a fucking wasp out of the fucking air!!!
The bastard bounced off a wall and landed in a puddle of soapy doom! In your face, Jet Li! Kiss my ass, Bruce! Burn in HELL Jackie! There's a NEW bad ass in town.
Man, that was so sweet, I would've wailed on my guitar if I had one with me...and if I knew how to play a guitar.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta put some ice on my balls.
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