Friday, September 24, 2004

RONALD'S A RACIST! (yet another commercial rant)

It's yet another lame ass and RACIST McDonalds Chicken Selects Commercial.



A white woman and a black man are sitting on a stoop of assumingly thier home eating chicken in an urban setting. The black guy finishes his shitty chicken, and starts looking for a fucking toy (he assumes it comes with a toy). The woman, obviously smarter because she's white, tells the guy that "It doesn't come with a toy." Hmmm, clever white person and a dumb black savage? Obviously a white person made this commercial.

Hell, here's the unedited version:



Stereotypical "cool" Black dude: "Mah chickin's finished, biatch! Where be ma mutha fuckin treot o tha week!?"

(Derogatory cursing/slang)



Rich white debutant: It doesn't come with a toy, nigger. I took it from you, and gave it to my WHITE children. Now stop looking so fucking stupid and paint my fence.



The End.



Thanks McDonald's, you're a fucking pox.

3 comments:

  1. You haven't been writting much lately...

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  2. Hm. And I was thinking that she was smarter because she was a WOMAN.

    -Mel

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