The ones I hate the most of all are the drug commercials. Not the just say no or the *Insert whatever* Is my anti-drug ones, the so-called legal stuff that is supposed to help you, but sounds twice as deadly as whatever you're taking it for.
Here's the new drug burnbigon. Studies show that it can significantly reduce your heartburn and indigestion, BUT.................
Side effects include nausea, bloating, headaches, backaches, Your bones may age at high speed, your liver may turn into solid metal, and in some cases, the user has been known to release an explosive gas that can destroy half a city block.
I don't know about you, but I'd feel safer just living with the heartburn.
The one for Erectile Disfunction kills me. "In the rare case that you have an errection for more than 4 hours, you should seek medical help." HELL NO!!! If I've got the power for hours, I'm seeking help alright, Soft, warm, naked, FEMALE help. If she happens to be a doctor, so be it.
That's just me though.
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The 4hour erection 'seek medical attention' commercials make me laugh too. ;)
ReplyDeleteYeah, they're pretty funny, but not half as funny as your username. SEXKITTEN?? What the hell is that?? I bet you're one of those girls that walk around in those short shorts that say crap like "Bootylicious" or "Hot stuff" or "Daddy's little hooker" or something retarded like that.
ReplyDeleteEither that or you're a man with issues. Funny stuff!