YEEEEEEEHAAAAA!!!!!

my next purchase



HELL FUCKIN' YEAH!! The assault rifle ban has finally been lifted! That means I'm free to purchase all the assault rifles I want for hunting and self defense. Yup... you never know when my migh have to kill a whole mess of deer in a hurry and that's when a full auto AR-15 will come in handy! Cuz it's a well known fact that deer have to be shot 2 or 3 dozen times before they go down. If you don't then they'll run off with your children (they're well known child eaters), stomp yer dog and key your pick up truck. It's true! A man has a right to defend his family from these murderous animals!

Thank you, G-Dubyuh and god bless Americuh!