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You know another commercial that makes me wanna bang my mighty man balls with a hammer? That fucking 1-800-SAFE-AUTO bullshit. Actually there are a lot of those damn commercials floating around but one in particular really pisses me the fuck off and is the cream of the crop in total sucktitude has to be the one when some doofus looking Buddy Holly lookin' cock monkey is playing his wicked guitar to the ever annoying, yet strangely catchy SAFE AUTO jingle. You know you're a total babe stud if you're pretending to play your toy guitar to a fucking commercial jingle!
Anyway, some old dude next door, don't know his story, but I'm pretty sure he's a jerk off storms off across the yard to confront the closet case neighbor and you think he's gonna open up a unholy can of whoop ass to the motherfucker, but NO!! He actually complains that the music isn't loud enough!!! HOLY MONKEY PISS!!!! I was so sure they were gonna fight, but NOOOO! They totally threw me off when the old dude told him to turn up the music!! What a devilishly fiendish twist of events!! Whew! That M. Night Shamalamawhatever hack director could use a few notes from this commercial!!
Oh yeah, the most disturbing part of the commercial is when both men on "jamming" on the bed and grinding their asses together while rocking out to that fucking annoying yet catchy SAFE AUTO commercial. Mind you the old dude was in his boxers! Good god, I'm so glad they faded out before they started engaging in sweaty hairy man sex. BLAH!
Not that there's anything wrong with it as long as I don't have to see that shit!
Fuck you, political correctness!!
*laugh* I was going to blog about that commercial!!!
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, geek boy playing guitar... As if that will get him the chicks!
And the neighbor? You failed to mention that not only was he older and in boxers... He was way overweight and wearing a wife-beater.
It didn't even look as if that bed could hold the combined weight of them. Like some roach motel mattress. I think it was actually coming up to form a bowl.
Well, at least when they decide to have sweaty hairy man sex (although I don't think dude w/guitar has any body hair), the mattress will flatten again.
The saddest part of all, you know neither one of them has ever been cool a day in their lives, but are desperately hoping this is their 'moment'. They will die trying.
You know the Rocky Top Brigade might be stopping by anytime to check and see if you are worthy. Looks like they are going to find a ranting, cussing lunatic. You're going to reflect so well on my nomination. This ought to be interesting. :)
ReplyDeleteRocky Top Brigade? What is that some kind of militia cult thing? What are you getting into, Vincent?
ReplyDelete(cool! Three comments in a row! I must be bored)
-Jess