"I have a boyfriend!"

Why is it everytime I ask some random bitch a simple question they just HAVE to tell me about their boyfriend??

Case and point, I was grocery shopping one night when I asked a girl what time it was. She just HAS to tell me that her boyfriend gave the watch for her for their anniversary and blah, blah, blah before she even got around to telling me the time.

What the blue balled FUCK is up with that??? Is this hefer so fucking full of herself, that she just ASSUMES that my simple question was a thinly veiled attempt to win her favor because she thinks she just happens to be God's personal gift for all of mankind? Aw, how kind of her to spare the the pain and indignity of rejection by informing me that she has a fucking boyfriend! ALL I WANTED WAS THE FUCKING TIME, BITCH!!

Fucking anniversary?? The little brat looked like she was 19 fucking years old! Give me a fucking break!



Oh, I remember one time I was standing in line for a movie and I asked the girl in front of me if she heard anything about the film, well this chick proceeds to tell me that she heard it was really good and she couldn't wait until her BOYFRIEND came back from the bathroom because they had both been looking forward to seeing this movie for a long time. I swear the bitch, said "BOYFRIEND" at least 8 different times! Her fucking boyfriend never did show up while we were in line. He either passed out on the toilet, trying to squeeze out a massive log or the bitch just lied!

I dunno, maybe she just didn't wanna seem like a loser, going to movie by herself. That's just sad either way.



Another example, I decided to be a nice guy on new year's eve and called up my ex girfriend to wish her a happy new year. Well after getting a rather pissy reception from her initially, I get this tirade about how she and her NEW BOYFRIEND had a great time with each other and told me about all the fun and wonderful things they did together and told me how much happier she was with him than me and how much more he appreciates her blah blah blah.

I didn't even fucking ask!

I then asked her if this was the same guy that dumped her to hook up with some random bar slut. Suprisingly, she got all defensive and told me he realized he made a mistake and he loves her and blah, blah, blah. I just smiled to myself and realized why I dumped this drama queen bitch hag in the first place, said good bye and hung up.



I never had a guy assume I was hitting on him when I ask him a question... well there were a couple of times at that gay club, but that doesn't count! Good god... all I want is to have my fucking question answered without feeling like I'm some kind of perverted player-wannabe.



Another example, there was this fitness goddess who had the most incredible fucking ass I'd ever seen and I asked when I asked when her classes were. Well, she just ASSUMED i was asking her out and.... well.... she was right.

She said yes, btw... I don't know where I was going with that.



Oh well... the point is, women suck! I think. I lost my train of thought after the word "ass".