Tuesday, January 25, 2005
I finally have a girlfriend!!!!
Finally... after years of searching and weeding through all the garbage I have finally found the woman I'm going to marry.
It all started when I was at the bookstore visiting a friend of mine when I noticed a rather cute looking co-worker of hers. I asked about her and she said that she might be available. She asked me if I wanted her to drop in a good word for me and I gave her the go ahead.
Well a couple of days later, she gives me the 411. Well it turns out that she IS single!!! Yay!!! AND she had just broken up with her boyfriend since high school only 4 days earlier! Well, it wasn't exactly a break up per say, but more like a separation because she didn't want to move out to Nashville with him. But the point is, they aren't seeing each other anymore and she told my friend that the break up was for good despite the fact that this is the first time they've been apart for years and they still keep constant contact with each other and there's a slight chance that she might go to Nashville, but that's unlikely. The girl said that the break up was for good, so you KNOW that's set in stone! So there's NO chance of them EVER getting back together! NEVER EVER EVER! Yup! I'm liking my chances here! In fact, I'm going to forget about the other girls I'm interested in and concentrate SOLELY on her! I may as well burn all my bridges, too, because I'm positive that this is the real thing! I'm going to put my heart and soul into this because I know it's right! I just know it! NO way is this going to blow up in my face or anything. No red flags here!
I really believe that this one is a keeper! I can't wait to introduce her to my family! And I owe it all to my match making genius friend! Thanks, Lisa!!! I don't know how to thank you!
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LOL! Okay, I admit for a brief second, I was worried there! Nice one. -_*
ReplyDelete-CR
Don't think that dear old Vincent doesn't jump into things. I do recall his mentioning taking me down to a wedding chapel in Gatlinburg...and that was before he ever laid eyes on me. Nah, you'll never live that down. ;)
ReplyDeleteWow. I've never witnessed the birth of a stalker before.
ReplyDelete-Jess
That had to have the best post I've read in a long long long long long time. Thank you...
ReplyDeleteYou know this post might be used as evidence against you when this girl suddenly disappears. Just something to think about. ;)
ReplyDeletej/k of course. Funny post!
-Ray
Holy shit! I have a roommate who worships this girl who is fuckin engaged! but he acts like she'll leave her fiance to be with him. I don't even think she knows the dumb ass's name! He's starting to freak me out!
ReplyDeleteThis post sounds like something he would say!
-pw
I know you were just kidding, but this post reminds me of the crazy guy who stalked me throughout college. Not a fun time!
ReplyDeleteOther than that I thought this was very funny!
B
Yikes. You really know how to touch a nerve don't you, vinnie? Anyway, congrats on your certification!!! I'm so proud of you! Good luck with your new job!
ReplyDelete-CR
This is both funny and sad at the same time. I think we all know somebody like this.
ReplyDelete-K
OMFG!! THAT WAS HILERIOUS!!! I WUZ THINGING ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A DUMBASS U WERE UNTIL I SAW THE VRY END! GUESS IAM TEH DUMASS!
ReplyDeleteI'M HUNOVER AS HELL!!11
THE DUDE
I say go for it! An opportunity like this only comes around once in a lifetime! You are so lucky!! This was meant to be!
ReplyDelete-SW
heehee. I love this blog!
ReplyDeleteOmg! You got the job??? Which one? St. Louis or Atlanta? Talk to me!
ReplyDelete-Jess
haha! do u even know this girl's name?? Too good!
ReplyDelete-R
You need to open up an account at shoutmix and get you a "shout out" box. That'd make for some interesting exchanges among your readers. --Libby
ReplyDeleteWhat certification? What new job? How is it that I saw you last night and don't know about this?