I got out of bed today…

I got out of bed today in a highly energetic, upbeat mood for some reason. I felt like I could take on the entire world as I stepped out the door. When I started up the car a bird decided to take a dump on my windshield, but it didn't even faze me. On the way to work I was held up by a minor fender bender. Apparently the good people of Knoxville had never seen such a tragic event and everyone decided to shut off their cars and stare in amazement. Maybe they were temporarily hypnotized by the radiant colors eminating from the 6 or 8 police cars and one fire truck taking up all lanes of traffic. But that's okay. I was still feeling good. 30 minutes later, after the fine officers remembered that they should probably wave traffic through, I almost hit a hobo who staggered in the middle of the street, thus causing another mini traffic jam. He eventually shambled off and I was now 20 minutes late for work and I only live 8 minutes away. That's okay though, because I was still feeling good.

Walked into the office and noticed that somebody had been meddling around with my desk and didn't even have the courtesy to turn off the computer. Didn't worry me none, I'm sure they had a good reason to leave my light on and forget their coffee mug, too. I was still feeling good.

I got a surprsing phone call from an ex girlfriend whom I actually considered marrying until she cheated on me of course and to my amazement, I didn't fly into a rage of profanities. In fact we had a pretty decent hour long conversation. What a swell gal! You would never think that we hadn't talked to each other in 2 years.



Gee, I'm STILL in a good mood. It's really a nice feeling. Prehaps I've finally expelled the demons that have been haunting me for years and I have attained perfect happiness?

Or maybe those weren't vitamins my schizophrenic, bi polor, highly depressed, suicidal, boderline personality disorder, OCD friend gave me the night before. Hmmm...



Feeling good though!