The power of porn

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For years pornography has gotten a bad rap. It's been stigmatized, crucified and haterized for countless decades and has been blamed for everything from the degradation of society to bed wetting.

Instead of condeming porn, people need to start embracing its power and use it to further enhance their own relationships



INTRODUCING YOUR 'OL LADY TO PORN:

Girls dig porn. That's a fact. They were just conditioned to believe that only horny, perverted dirty, dirty men watched such "trash" and any woman who enjoyed it is labeled a slut (man, I'm glad I'm not a chick!). The good news, in this era of Sex and the City and other shows promoting "slutty" behavior, it is now socially more acceptable for women to enjoy the wonders of pornography and it's many benefits.

Unfortunately there are still some prudes out there who consider June Cleaver a role model. That's when you have to take it upon yourself to introduce them to the wonderful world of porn!



It's quite a simple thing to do since all chicks dig porn. The key is in the presentation. If you just go "hey baby... Let's watch this hardcore she male anal porn together" and try to bust a nut in her face, it might not fly too well.

Start off with a funny, softcore type porn with more comedy and cheesy plot. Anything to do with female prisoners is HILARIOUS. Just pop it in the DVD player and say it's funny... when it gets to the porn, see what her reaction is. Make sure she's comfortable and kid around with her. Rest assured, she may act like it's funny as hell, but she IS taking notes and the ice is starting to melt. The tell tale signs of this is how she performs in bed. If she does something that she saw on the movie, congratulations, she's well on her way. Once again, I strongly suggest you refrain from busting a nut in her face.

If things start going good, you start having more sex and introducing her to more "advanced" porn. Pretty soon, she'll be going with you to the porn shop to pick out some movies, even the she-male anal porn! She'll be more adventurous, aggressive and confident in bed and her new role model will be Nina Hartley! That's all well and good, but the IMPORTANT part is, that YOU'LL have the freaky sex that you wanted. Not only will she let you rub one off in her face, she'll probably swallow your whole load! If you're into that sort of thing...ahem... Congratulations, you've turned her to the "dark side".



Personally, the best partners I've had were the ones who openly embraced the power of the porn. They learned from the porn, they studied it, became it's friend, thus becoming one with the porn. These are the only ones who are worthy of my awesomeness.



Of course I've run into those who resisted the porn, thus they pretty much sucked in bed. I keep them around because I consider it a challenge to "corrupt" such women with the power of the porn. It's like molding a lifeless pile of clay into something truly beautiful. Sort of like My Fair Lady with whips and chains. Perhaps I've said too much.



Learn to cope with porn instead of removing it from your life. No one ever escapes the lure of porn.



EVER.