I was having a rather pleasant conversation with a friend of a friend about the topic of date rape. He basically suggested that if a guy buys a chick dinner or anything else for that matter, she's obligated to pay him back with sex. He said he could "understand" why chicks get date raped when they refuse to honor their part of the "deal". The fucktard actually said this with a straight face.
What a load of shit. Whoever honestly thinks that is pretty ingnorant. I pay for my friend's meals if i have money and they don't, do I expect them to lend me their car later? hell no. I do it because they're my friend. Period.
As for chicks you buy dinner or some bullshit for, She doesn't owe you shit, and unless you make a agreement, any sort of "right" you think you have over someone is just a sad example of self delusion.
I could go on and on and on about how evil rape is and how rapists are one step above child molestors and should have certain body parts cut off and blah blah blah, but who hasn't heard all that shit before?
Dumb fucks who believe in forcing themselves upon women because they refuse to give it up because they bought them a fucking Big Mac simply have no game. Forget all the woman hating pyschobabble associated with these tards. The bottom line is, they have no self control and no game.
Yeah, I can see how incredibly frustrating it can be when you're getting all hot and turned on and hell, parts of you might even be naked and the the chick suddenly decides to stop. Well as they say, "NO means no" and you have two choices to make: Force her to have sex anyway OR do the alternative.... BEG.
Get on your hands and knees and plead with her to give you some lovin'! Don't let up either! Don't hold anything back! Cry like a 3 year old little girl at Chuckie Cheese! Grab on to her leg if you have to! If you can cry on cue, do so! Chicks can't resist a man who is on the verge of peeing his pants! Tell her you have Cancer. Tell her your mom has cancer, tell her that your dog has fucking cancer because everyone knows that CANCER=PUSSY! Something about the BIG C gets women hot! It's a scientifically proven fact! Something about endorphins or something. Sooner or later she'll get sick of your crying, her leg will start cramping up from dragging your sorry carcass around the room as she tries to get the hell outta there and she'll feel overwhelmed with lust from your whole cancer delimma. That's when she'll give you the almighty PITY FUCK!
Yes siree! You may not have any dignity left and you'll probably get a reputation as desperate loser, but at least you got a chick to fuck you when she didn't want to and you didn't have to rape her to do so.
Pathetic you say? Yeah.... like a FOX!
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You have to be fucking kidding me. He said that with a straight face?!?
ReplyDeleteI thought all those cavemen were gone. Haven't we had enough special interest shows and commercials?
Oh wait. I know. They think that information is a joke. Or a training program.
Hmmm... I'm almost tempted to have this moron buy me dinner...
Damn. At first this post filled me with rage when I read what that jack ass said about expecting "favors" when he buys her something, but then I couldn't stop laughing as I kept reading!
ReplyDeleteChicks dig cancer?? ROTFL! That's a new one!
*Ray*
I never thought I'd laugh at a post about date rape, but there you go! Too fuckin funny!
ReplyDeleteHard to believe there are dudes out there like your friend's friend. That makes it so much harder for normal guys like me.
ReplyDeleteAs for the rest of your post--sometimes I think you're from a different planet! :)
Don't tell anyone abdomination, but he is an alien. That's why he didn't watch the UFO special last night. He already knows it all firsthand.
ReplyDeleteOne of my friends brought a girl home after they'd been making out all night in a club...they got naked, he was all ready to go...AND THEN SHE STOPPED HIM. That shit should be illegal.
ReplyDeleteNot saying men should rape that shit down should it happen...but women shouldn't be provoking it either. Rape is the ONLY crime where you get some kind of "protected victim" status no matter what you did before the crime.
Tell a police officer you got your car stolen when you left it parked and running with the key in the ignition in downtown Harlem at 3AM and see how hard they laugh at you.
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