Wednesday, February 9, 2005

Fucking Neighbors (literally)

For the past couple of weeks, my downstairs neighbor, "Spider girl" has been getting laid. Good for her. Too bad I have to hear it every other fucking night. Actually it's not that bad. It's funny listening to the chick suddenly become so religious all of a sudden. I don't think God's name is mentioned that many times in the bible. So I'm thinking this guy must be really good or she's just humoring him, either way it fun to listen to. Sometimes she would make these crazy monkey sounds like "oooo! oooo! oooo! eeeee!" This made me laugh quite a lot. Oh yeah, it's also funny listening to the guy bust his nut because he sounds like some kind of walrus having a stroke: "OOaarrGh! OOOhhawah! UGhgnnah!!" Good god… I was just waiting for the sound of an ambulance. My only critique was the guy's rhythm was rather erratic and there wasn't enough shit talking. Kids…



I don't really have any room to talk. Ever since that infamous night of debauchery back in November with a rather vocal (and foul mouthed) partner, not to mention the room shaking aftershocks from our…um…aggressive style. Neighbor girl and her man are rather tame by comparison plus at least we didn't sound like an episode of Wild Kingdom. Heh. That would explain the weird looks she's been giving me. I wonder if she saw us on the patio that night? Hey, maybe we inspired her.



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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2005 at 2:55 PM

    Oh, vinnie. So you're reduced down to this?? And the last time you've gotten laid was WHEN??

    -CR

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2005 at 4:07 PM

    Damn you perv! Stay away from my little sister!!

    -Jess

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2005 at 1:56 AM

    LOL! A walrus having a stroke??? To hilarious!!

    -K

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  4. Satin SheathFebruary 10, 2005 at 1:21 PM

    Aww, stud. Wish I could help you out!
    It's been since November??

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  5. My little abominationFebruary 11, 2005 at 12:12 PM

    I had neighbors like that. They sounded like a herd of elephants. Fuckers were LOUD.

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  6. VIFebruary 15, 2005 at 1:36 PM

    J-E-A-L-0-U-S ???
    I used to have to listen to two dudes getting it on upstairs when I was sleeping in my apartment at night.
    THINK of THOSE visuals...

    Just turn on some music or get a white noise machine.
    Happy slumbers

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  7. Taylor HewittFebruary 15, 2005 at 1:58 PM

    Funny shit.

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  8. jFebruary 20, 2005 at 7:10 PM

    Yep. My neighbours did that too. It seemed kinda fake though,her "oh oh oh oh " how monotonous!
    oh wait, now it seems like I'm a perv. hehe
    It was every Sunday night round 10 pm, windows open (we did not have a/c in the apt)
    I was thinking, how sad if they had it that much down to a routine!

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