Friday, February 11, 2005

Woman tears off Man's Nut sack!

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The one thing I really wonder about...how was this guy so lax on his nut-defenses? One of he prime directives of manhood is to always protect your "equipment", no matter the cost. Even if it came down to a saving a small child's life vs. protecting your "stuff", hey, that kid's just going to die.

Personally, my reflexes are on Spiderman's level when it comes to that....even moreso arond high-risk situations, such as animals(even if it's a little puppy, I'm always on guard), and small children. My TRA LA LA™ will not ever be hurt as long as I'm able to do anything about it. The very second she started to lose it, that should've been his cue.....nut-defense should've been upped to Red Alert status. At the very least, he could've headbutted her or gone for a Hannibal Lecter face-bite attack....the resulting pain would've interrupted her nut-grab finisher, and then he could go for an easy KO.

And this psycho bitch only got 2.5 years? Oh, and she's soooo sorry and traumatized by the whole ordeal? SHE'S traumatized by it? How touching. Tell you what, let the guy gouge out your ovaries with an ice cream scoop and we'll call it even. Fucking double standard strikes again.
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6 comments:

  1. JayFebruary 12, 2005 at 8:28 AM

    Surprising, and yet, not surprising at the same time.

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2005 at 9:18 AM

    Few things have made me laugh out loud until I read your little "nut sack protection" statement. So funny cuz it's so true!

    -x

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  3. My little abominationFebruary 12, 2005 at 12:05 PM

    That's bullshit! 2.5 years for maiming a man! Fuck that!
    That bitch should die!!

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  4. scrubsnhugsFebruary 12, 2005 at 12:08 PM

    Okay well this was shocking..and I am thinking there must be a helluva lot not being told here...I mean yanking off his pants then his underpants then his ball in one full stroke..doesn't seem to me an easy matter. Seriously, your precious nut sac is very well protected with a number of tendons a double lined sac as well..what did she do break it through the skin? And then put it in her mouth...!! ugh

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2005 at 2:46 PM

    Man that makes me cringe and I'm a woman! The dude probably had his pants around his ankles thinking he was gonna get some oral lovin. Imagine his suprise. *_*

    The girl's a total nutjob...haha. I'm funny.

    -CR

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  6. scrubsnhugsFebruary 14, 2005 at 8:10 AM

    Oh and by the way..Happy Valentine's Vincent ;)

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