The Aristocrats *YAWN* Review

please die


So I saw a movie called "The Aristocrats" which a documentary about various comedians' take on the world's dirtiest joke. Well the first few minutes were kinda sorta funny, but it just started to run out of gas after a very short time, but I guess that's to be expected from a documentary about a weak ass joke.



The so called dirtiest joke in the world was something you would hear a bunch of 14 year boys would tell each other to gross each other out and it just wasn't funny. Once the so-called initial shock wore off, it just wasn't that funny and the BIIIG punch line that was supposed to knock you off of your feet just fell flat on it's face.

However, it didn't stop the comedians from laughing their asses off about the joke. I guess you have to be a washed up jewish comedian to fully appreciate the humor which most of them were. Hell, I never heard of half of them and I thought the other half died years ago. Oh, Chris Rock made a brief appearance and it looked like he didn't even want to be on there. I don't blame him.

It was so fucking painful seeing these comedians perform in front of the camera no matter how pathetically unfunny they were. Most of them have some pretty fucked up lives and they use humor as an avenue to escape from this pathetic existence otherwise they'd probably kill themselves.
I really wish Carrot Top and Paul Reiser, who is quite possibly the unfunniest human being on the planet would blow their heads off.

Anyway, The Aristocrats does NOT live up to all the hype. I don't even consider it slightly "infamous". But hey, if you think seeing a bunch of has beens yack about a joke for an hour and twenty six minutes and you have money to burn and you're slightly retarded, go right ahead and see this movie.