After I saw Shaun of the Dead with Manda we met up with her friend Raimi to have dinner at a Mexican restaurant. For once I actually liked one of her friends! He was a pretty cool guy and funny as hell. Anyway, I noticed the server was quite smitten with Manda. No one else noticed, but I know a player when I see one. Raimi and Manda didn't believe until Manda asked him for more Salantro and the guy proceeded to have a 5 minute conversation with her about the exotic spice and it's erotic qualities, totally ignoring Raimi and myself.
Then he did it. After he gave Manda the spices he actually carressed her shoulder! Just like that! Raimi's mouth hit the table and said that he WAS hitting on you! I love it when I'm right. Of course Manda was acting all retarded and denies it, but throughout the night the dude (we named him CILANTRO by this time) kept coming back and making passes at Manda! He even started calling her "baby!". This takes a lot of balls considering there were two other guys sitting at the table with her. Even though neither one of us is dating her, HE didn't know that! Sheesh…once can't help but feel a little insulted.
Of course Manda didn't help the situation by telling CILANTRO to give her a back rub. Obviously CILANTRO didn't hear her as he walked away. Plus she stared at his ass when he bent over.
When we left, CILTRANO yelled "bye, baby" to Amanda and she smiled seductively at him (though she denies it).
I told her that Mexican men really dig the white women. Especially blondes. Especially 6 foot blondes.
Man. No wonder i never stood a chance with her. Apparently she digs the Latino Heat and irresistable seductive power of the……… CILANTRO.
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Darling, we have already established it does not take balls to hit on a woman-- all that's required is being a dumbass.
ReplyDeleteAnd if she asked your server for a backrub (still trying to wrap my brain around that one--anyone else ever asked a waiter to touch, much less rub you?) she knew. She may have not been interested in him, and just wanted to give him something to talk about later, but -oh yes!- she knew.
And I heard it was the black men that really liked the blondes...
Of course she knew. She was completely in the power of....CILANTRO.
ReplyDeleteYeah, yeah, I remember the discussion about black men digging the blonde women. Well, being an impossibly awesome black man myself, I have to tell you that I DON'T like blonde hair. In fact, it's kind of a turn off. Then again, I've always been a bit of an outcast.