MEN SUCK! WOMEN RULE!

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I was listening to the radio on the way to work today and I hear this ad for Hardee's called "The Cooking Show for Guys". It's narrated by this monotone, slow sounding country dullard who sounds like he had just suffered a stroke instructing men on how to open a fucking box of cereal. Apparently we're so unbelievably stupid that we are completely incapable of open a simple plastic bag without using a knife to jab it open. Of course the dude just assumes we'll fail as the sound of an exploding cereal box can be heard and tells us to just give up and go to Hardee's.

WHAT THE FUCK.

I noticed that there is a disturbing trend going on right now with advertisements today: DUMB MEN. SMART WOMEN. It's fucking true! Men are constantly depicted as slow witted, brutish simpletons, completely helpless without the sage wisdom of their infinitely superior female counterparts.



Case and point, those fucking tampon commericials where the guys are so mind numbingly STUPID that they don't know what a fucking tampon looks like! Oh, and low and behold, here comes the near omnipotent chica condensendingly patting the idiot on the head, thus establishing her estrogen powered superiority.

Come the fuck on! I'm as manly as they come and I'd rather stick my penis in leech infested swamp water than go anywhere near the tampon aisle, but I still know what one fucking looks like!



Then there's the dog food commercial where the guy mistakes FUCKING DOG FOOD for some kind of exotic dish and is about to EAT IT, until ta da! You guessed it, some old snobby rich bitch takes it away from him like a child and gives it to her dog and proceeds to give the man some stuck up smirk. Of course the guy continues to look like a tard holding a dog food covered cracker.

Look, I don't care HOW fucking expensive dog food is, it's still fucking DOG FOOD and it's all made up of the same shit: various horse and cow parts. It all smells the same too.... LIKE SHIT! There is no fucking way I would ever mistake fucking dog food for something else unless you put A TON of seasoning and spices in it. No fucking way.



Hell, even beer commercials that are supposed to be catering to men make us look like drunken idiots and more often than not, the women are usually shown to be the responsible, sane ones. That's bullshit. Anyone who has any kind of social night life can tell you that women are usually the ones out of control at the bars and clubs. They're the ones passed out in the street with their skirts over their heads or they wind up on one of those stupid "Girls gone Wild" tapes. Also, they're usually the ones who get into fights.

I guess it wouldn't be too PC to see drunken idiotic women in beer commercials would it? But it's perfectly fine to see men make buffoons out of themselves. Please.



Speaking of alchohol, what about that commercial (forgot the name) for that wine or something and the guys are literally jumping through hoops for their wives so they can have permission from their women to have some fucking crappy wine or whatever the shit was. Just walk up to the bitch and TAKE IT!

I'd LOVE to see it the other way around where the chicks have to do a lap dance to earn some crappy wine, but that'll never happen.



Oh yeah, and the classic movie The Stepford Wives was recently be remade into some shameless male bashing piece of garbage where the lead character is a cold, shallow and self serving bitch from hell who constantly degraded her smaller and weaker husband, but by the end of the movie she comes off being the "hero" as she defeats the "evil" men of Stepford and liberates her sisters from their tyranny. The smaller weaker husband continues being her bitch at the end of the movie. yay... Fortunately this movie was so incredibly bad that not many people have even heard of it which is a very good thing.



This rampant emasculation of the male gender is getting pretty damn old. Did a bunch of flannel wearing, man hating, golf playing uber femenists suddenly take over all of media?



I understand the need for strong role models for young girls and all that bullshit, but you don't need to cut off the balls of the men. Give me a fucking break



I could go on, but now I'm bored.