Dmgxmas party

I'm sitting in my office. It's a little after 6am. I have a slight headache. Still trying to remember the events of last night's christmas party...



Well, it started out pretty calmly enough. Just a few people here and there, very cool, PLUS a surprise visit from my friend Claire!! Surprised the shit outta me! It was like old times with us yacking away as usual and such.

For some reason I gave her access to my name and password (by then i was a little giddy from the rum and cokes) and I find out MUCH later she'd been having a little fun with my comment thingees.

Normally, I'd stomp a mudhole in her and walk it dry, but she's practically family and she did help me through a rough patch in my life, so I spared her life. For now.

Suddenly my friend Tinah SLAMS into my glass door, spilling her drink all over it! Holy shit! Typical Tinah entrance! I've always had a thing for this woman, I just find her so freakin' sexy.

Anyway we all yap for awhile before she takes my picture and leaves. Typical Tinah exit.



Eventually Claire had to leave to see her folks and i was left to fight the now enormous crowd gathered around the bar. Oh yeah, I had a religious experience with Wasabi. My GOD that stuff just burns through your sinuses and right into your brain! I think I saw God.



I met a fascinating older woman who was a professor of education at UT. Now I consider myself a pretty smart cookie, but you could just FEEL the intellect eminating from her. It was quite a turn on. Anyway, we start talking about houses and I told her my interest in buying one and she told me of a kick ass realtor. We went to my office and she showed me the site and I have to say, I was quite impressed! She said he is extremely flexible and has over 100 properties all over town.

I saw the houses that were available and they were pretty damn sweet! She gave me his card and told me to say that she sent me. Hell, this was WAY better than her phone number!

Oh yeah, I made a play on her and she was actually flattered since she said it's been awhile since anyone has ever flirted with her. I found that hard to believe. She was hot! But anyway, she gave me the "I'm too old for you" line. Whatever…she's only six years older than me. Oh well... she was still very cool!



As the night went on, I started speaking in tounges. A clear sign that I have had enough to drink.

Around that time my good friends Lauren and Jessee came in. It was soooo good to see them again, although it had been months since I'd seen them last, it was like we never parted. Very cool.



My other friend Jude and Lauren's friend, whats-her-face came into my office and we had fun comparing horror stories about our recent break ups. It was almost scary at all the similarities our stories had. We actually finished each others' sentences! How funny!



After that, I had to leave to meet Shannon over at the downtown grill. It was pretty cool. I was kinda anxious because she was with her "bitch pack", but they were nice and I didn't feel like I was being critiqued. Well, I'm sure I was, but they hid it well.



After I got done with that I headed back to the party which was still going strong. I met a few VERY drunk college friends and we talked about my infamous "Axel Rose" impression as well as the Rob Zombie "incident". Man, I forgot all about that!



Anyway, it was getting pretty late and I didn't trust myself to drive so i decided to crash on the couch in my office... which brings us here.



Man, I'm so hungry.