Unbridled debauchery and.....MOM??!

Okay, I was driving around on a boring Friday night, I ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years and she invited me over to her place to shoot the shit and watch some movies.

It started out innocently enough with us catching up on old times and watching movies and the next thing I know it ended up a wild, sweaty, debacherous, no holds barred, no mercy asked or given, exhibition of uninhibited sexual FURY that started on her floor, outside on her patio, inside my car WHILE I was driving (a personal fantasy of mine, but I couldn't find a woman to do it with...until now), outside in the middle of a park, more car sex, back to her place to pick up some "supplies", back to my place, outside on MY patio (after watching Family Guy for a whole 5 minutes), on the floor, in the kitchen, against the wall, in the bedroom, on my computer chair and eventually on the bed itself.



I had 3 months of pent up sexual tension to release and it felt fucking GREAT to expel all that energy throughout the night! I had forgotten how aggressive this woman was and how effective her techniques were. It had been years since I was able to go all out like that and not worry about hurting the girl. Hell, I was afraid that she'd hurt me! Oh yeah! I was finally able to "road test" the special condoms on a LIVE subject!



Anyway, this is where it gets weird. It was around 1am, we were still doing our thing when I get a phone call. I picked up the phone by reflex, thinking a call this late could only mean a family emergency or something bad.

Well.... it was my MOTHER. She was okay, but she had called to let me know that my cousins that I haven't' seen in 15 years had just popped in from their trip to Vegas and she was going on and on about all the fun they were having and such.

Meanwhile, I'm behind and STILL inside a beautiful, naked and handcuffed woman who is trying her best not to laugh while I struggled to carry on a conversation with my mom.

I felt so awful... my mom may as well have walked in on us, that's how awkward it was!



Well needless to say, I turned down the invitation and just cracked up with my friend for a whole 10 minutes. I'm STILL not sure that actually happened!



But anyway, the next morning we discussed our situation and agreed it would be a one time thing since she's actually interested in starting something real with a guy she's been talking to, but hasn't done anything with yet and I wasn't interested in any kind of committed relationship, so it worked out perfectly: no confusion, no mixed signals, no drama. Just a pure and simple exercise in depravity. I'm good for another 3 months.



The only trade offs were two destroyed apartments, some bruising, I ran out of "special" condoms and it was hard looking my mother in the eye when I went xmas shopping with her.