Some 3rd grader shmuck asked me if I would pose naked for Playgirl for 3 million dollars. The "catch" is I would be photographed from all angles and the it would be publicized so everyone would know! GASP! DUN DUN DUUUUN!!
How in the blue man group HELL is this remotely a difficult decision????
This is a great example of the contrast between men and women. Women have this stupid ass thing they call "self respect" or whatever that would usually stop them from doing this. A stupid, irrational decision will keep a lot of them with an average or below average bank account....while just about every guy would jump on this in a hot minute, and have much more money than the average person will see in a lifetime.
Really, I'm thinking about what's the lowest amount I would pose for...? that's the real question. Hell, they could give me about 30-35,000 and I'd do it. For 3 million, I will have already stripped all my clothes off and oiled myself up before the person can even finish asking the question. I have no problem exposing my tra la la to a worldwide audience for that kind of loot!
Sheesh... it's not like it's gay porn or anything… that would cost significantly more.
Stupid 3rd graders. I hope I wasn't that freakin' lame at that age.
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Damn...I would so love to see that!!
ReplyDeletegod when are you NOT naked?? I still have nightmares after seeing your 'tra la la'. eeww! >_<
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That's what you get for popping in!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! Quite the exihibtionist aren't we? ;)
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Nah! He's just too lazy to put on clothes! ^o^
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Claire, you have both my numbers, my emails and IM, WHY are you doing this to me?!
ReplyDeleteand yeah, putting on clothes is such a hassle.
I'm at my parent's place for the holidays! I got nothing better to do! Plus I wuuuuuuv yooooo! ^_^
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