I was walking towards my car, looking for my friend when I noticed a very drunk girl yelling at random people. Well, for some reason I asked her if she was okay and she clumbsily started coming on to me, babbling about something about sticking up for "her boy" who was being hassled by a bunch of "punks". I asked if "her man" was parking the car or something and she nodded and then she just STARED at me. I said "what?" and she said she loved me eyes and started stroking my face.
Okay, this girl was pretty cute and all, but she was a fucking shit faced, drooling, obnoxious, inchoherent mess...you know...typical sorostitute.
Oh yeah... she had a boyfriend too.
I swear this broad was about to fall on me she was that unstable. I just kinda...propped her against a fence and went on to find my friend and got the hell outta Dodge before the roads become clogged with more of her kind.
Everyone is stupid except me.
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