Buying forgiveness

So I sitting here, workin' for the MAN when I thought about something that really bugged the hell outta me: guys who try to BUY their way back into a woman's good graces.



What kind of fucked up, noodled spined, insecure piece of donkey shit is THAT??!

Man, when you fuck up with a chick you're supposed to be a fucking MAN and try to work it out with her. You don't try to buy your way out of the dog house by lavishing her with expensive gifts and whatnot. To me you're saying that you're a cowardly little piss ant who doesn't care enough about your woman to actually talk things out with her, instead you opt for the easy way "out" by buying her a buncha crap. This in turn is considered an insult by the woman because now she thinks that you consider her some cheap whore who can be dismissed with a few trinkets. Afterwards, one of two things would happen:



A.) The woman becomes even MORE pissed off and realizes that you think so little of her, eventually leading her to find that much wanted "attention" elsewhere.



B.) The woman loses all respect for you as she realizes how easy it is to manipulate your weak punk ass and decides to bleed you dry, meanwhile she's fucking some hung stud to make her feel alive again as her 10,000 dollar necklace bounces off her 5,000 dollar breasts as the hung stud (whom you hired as her personal trainer, btw) bangs her silly on the hood of the brand new BMW you bought her last week to make up for not walking the fucking dog (also a gift from you)!



Good god! I have no respect for men who do this. Little wimpy bitches who can't talk to their women! It's even worse when these guys don't actually have the money to "appease" the missus and go into debt or some financial debacle when a simple "sorry" would've sufficed. If that's not good enough for the woman, tell her to go fuck herself! She's probably a souless gold digging whore and isn't worth your time OR money anyway!



To all those rich bastards who can actually afford to buy off their women: My penis is bigger than yours so FUCK YOU!!