More Hardee's hate

my heart hurts



You know, Hardees is reeeally starting to bug the hell outta me. I think I bitched about them before, but I'll do it again!

Anyhoo, I've always been annoyed by their fucking THICK BURGER ads. I mean I guess they're targeting the MANLY MAN demographic or something because they always show these blue collar, average everyday joes talkin' about how much they hate Mcdonalds and how the just crave a good ol' hardees thickburger.

One commercial that stands out advertises their god awful abomination Monster Burger. It shows a bunch of Old Navy looking pretty boys wearing backward caps and driving a Monster Truck (get it) while scarfing down some good ol' Hardees MONSTER BURGERS! Is this supposed to epitomize men or something?? Gee, I've never gotten the urge to drive a big ass truck in the middle of the desert and eat fast food. Am I crazy or just retarded?



But wait! What do men think with besides their stomachs? That right, their DICKS! That's why Hardees decides to throw in some bimbo pretending to eat one of their nasty burgers and looking like she's having an orgasm while doing it. Holy underwear, what the fuck?!! Yeah, I'm sure some pencil thin twig girl eats 1500 calorie burgers everyday! Come on! Oooh, baby! That's my wet dream right there! Oh how I would love to shove my tounge down her throat to taste the greasy goodness of her big ass THICK BURGER! fap fap fap *splat*