Desperate Housewives

i got what she's desperate for



Okay this is a little guilty pleasure of mine, but recently, it's lost a lot of points with me.

Alright I know this is about the "difficult" lives of a bunch of white suburban housewives as they "struggle" to survive in their affluent upper class "hell" while scrounging away in their multi-million dollar homes. Oh boo-hoo!

But the chicks are hot and the story is well written so I can overlook that little thing.



Another thing I couldn't help but notice is the absence of black people on the show. Once again, this is about WHITE suburbia, so I guess that's to be expected and they do have their token minority: a spanish chick who's fucking a 17 year old. So good for them.

Anyway, I've come to accept this lack of blackness until they finally showed one with a speaking role and guess what she just happened to be? A HOOKER. That's right a fucking HOOKER! Not even a high priced call girl, just a typical street ho working some shady coner in the "bad part" of town. Ugggh... but I guess she was a hooker with a heart of gold because she helped out one of the housewives, so goody for her.



I have to say that I'm quite disappointed. I'll still watch the show because of the story and the TnA, but I won't forget this injustice!



Something else I've noticed, that red headed broad has gone overboard with the Botox. It really completes her Stepford wife fascade, but YIKES. A little facial expression would be nice.



Out of all the wives, I'd like to bang the one with the 4 kids (pictured above). Surprising, I know, but that's the one I'm most attracted to. Maybe it's her cynical "I don't give a fuck" attitude, but my pants do a happy dance whenever she's on screen.

Although, I don't know too many women who still have a body like hers after having 4 fucking kids. Gotta love Hollywood.