-Great food as always.
-Sister's driving scares the hell outta me!
-I have to jog to keep up with my 6'8 brother in law's walking
-Mom asked how the ex was doing. (of course)
-Ate a lotta food
-Dominated the T-day video game tournament
-Confronted and destroyed fat, rude as hell Block Buster bitch.
-Ate a lotta food
-My cat may be looking for a place to die.
-Got hit on by some random chick.
-My niece was actually nice to me.
-Everyone laughed at me at the dinner table....again.
-Ate a lotta food to compensate.
-Repressed urge to break my dad's camera.
-My parents made me power of attorney over their Will.
- Watched a horror movie that turned out to be soft core lesbian porn.....with my MOTHER. She didn't seem to mind.
-Fixed my dad's computer yet again.
-Ate a lotta food.
-Had an interesting debate about the war in Iraq with my parents and brother in law.
-Had trouble getting my belt on.
-I think my colon exploded.
-Cock blocked by my sister.
-Planned on helping my brother move into his new place.
-Had fun making fun of my psychotic ex-roommate with the family.
-Passed out for awhile.
-Got home.
-Killing time before heading out to the stores.
THE END.
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The joy of T-day....thank God it is once a year!!
ReplyDeleteWow. Your mom collects knives, plays video games and doesn't freak at lesbian porn??? Too cool!
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Can I borrow your mom for a little while? ;)
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