I was yappin' with my ex today and she told me she and her mother were talking about all these guys she's dated. Her mom told her that I was the most educated of them all. Wow... I always liked her mother. Well, I guess that shouldn't be a too big of a surprise considering her other boyfriends are brain dead yokels who can't figure out the intricate complexities involved in tying one's shoe.
No seriously, they are THAT stupid! Here's a GROUP PICTURE of them. Quite the brain trust, huh?
Well I told her that it made sense that we broke up: I guess I just wasn't a big enough retard for her. Damn... How will I ever recover from that? Oh well, her loss. Hopefully one day she'll find true love if she chases enough short buses.
Her mom is cool, though.
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