Last night I was pissed off at a friend of mine because she abruptly had to get off the phone and told me that she would call me back. Now normally this wouldn't bother me, but I was in the middle of telling her about a rather personal event in my life and she cut me off. She did this despite the fact that I had previously invested hundreds of hours I listening to all her tales of woe.
When I need her to listen to me she cuts ME off?!! To add insult to injury, she never called me back. Uggh!
Of course this annoyed me to no end.
The next day at work I was thinking of all kinds of nasty little ways I could tear her a new asshole for having DARED hang up on me and not fufilling her promise of not calling me back! The very nerve of the woman!!
Satisfied with a suitable punishment, I decided to check my voice mail before calling her to deliver her fate. She had left a message. She apologized that she couldn't call me back because she learned that a good friend of hers had died and she was having problems coping, but she still managed to tell me to have fun with my friends and she would try to call me later on tonight.
Okay.... you know when you go take a massive dump,but you're so constipated that you only squirt out that little piece of fecal nugget that goes *plip*?
Well, that's exactly how I felt. I'm glad I called the voice mail first!
It's so cool being me!
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