"You're so nice!"
Translation: "You're so weak it annoys me. There's no way you'll ever get to see me naked. That honor goes to some random asshole that treats me like garbage, but I don't mind because he's exciting and a little dangerous and my puny little female brain and pathetically low self-esteem considers that a turn on. Sure, he slaps me around, puts me down and steals my money, but that's okay, because I know he loves me! Even if I did catch him with my sister and best friend in bed together. I can change him!!
But who knows...maybe a few years down the line, when my looks start to fade and my biological clock starts a tickin', I'll look you up because you're safe and boring and the perfect father figure who'll provide for--my-- our children. Hell, you're so much of a loser, I'm willing to bet that you'll actually raise my kids from a previous relationship, you chump! Plus I'll have a husband that I can easily dominate, but never love. Oh, and I'll finally get to let myself go! So that hot little piece of ass you chased all those years will be a big fat, bloated, stretch mark covered, credit card maxing, mean spirited, lard eating LAND WHALE and you'll be stuck with me forever because you actually took that whole "till death do us part" bullshit seriously.
This is of course I don't end up getting knocked up my asshole ex-con boyfriend or wind up some trailer trash living off of welfare as some STD ridden, cracked out whore stuck with half a dozen kids with different fathers."
It's all so obvious if you just read between the lines, people.
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