Still got it.

shoryuken, bitch!!



I was at Sam Goody at the mall Saturday and I saw these teenagers playing street fighter on the X-Box demo. This one guy was acting all cocky to his friend, telling him how much he sucks and bragging about how awesome he is. Neither one of these kids knew what the hell they were doing.

Anyway, cocky kid saw me watching them and asked if I wanted to play him. I said "sure". Now this is the first time I've ever touched an X-box controller and I didn't know what the buttons did exactly. Not that I needed to know. The little shit actually asked me if I was sure I knew how to play! His fate was sealed.



The only thing this idiot did was jump up and down kicking wildly. So I just simply slapped him out of the air whenever he got near me. If he got too close, I threw his ass, if he got too far away I'd walk up, sweep him then throw his ass. Apparently he never heard of blocking and I won the first round.



Second round was even worse. By then I had actually figured out some special moves and unleashed multiple hit combos on his sorry ass and finished him off with a cross up Level 3 Super finish and got a perfect KO on him.



Usually I like to keep matches close with noobs like this. You know, let them beat me the first round, I barely win the second round and make the final round even closer. I would do this to keep them at the machine when I didn't feel like playing the computer (boring). Not this fucker, though... he shouldn't have talked shit to me. I was going to make an example out of him. He just stood there silent and broken. I probably should've told him that I used to play games like this in national tournaments back in the day. Never won any of them, but this guy was nowhere near the skill level of the players I usually play against and he obviously wasn't near mine.

Little scrub should stick to playing those dumb ass dancing games. Hell, my little sister could beat this dickhead...She really could, too! She's pretty good!



That'll learn the little bastard to respect his elders.