what is thy bidding, my master?
Yeah, it's true... the dark lord of evil himself has gotten into the snacking industry with his horrifying new creation: The Reese's SNACK BARZ. The mere fact that it's spelled with a "Z" tells you how freakin' EVIL these things are! The unholy combination of Rice Krispys, chocolate and peanut butter combine to create such a decadant taste sensation that if I even bothered to try to describe it, I would turn into a pillar of salt!
Well, that's to be expected from a snack treat that was created from the ruins of Soddam and Gammora and was christened with the chocolately, peanutbuttery blood of a thousand virgins.
The other night I had two of these....these...abominations, thus sealing my fate as a lap dog of Satan! Pity me not for I am beyond saving. I'm so utterly and pathetically weak and I deserve my fate.
What's that, Satan? You want me to pick up a whole case of snack bars at the store? Whatever you say, boss!
Baphomet likes peanut butter and chocolate? Hm. Must keep that in mind.
ReplyDeleteTisn't Satan. That's what's in the White House for four more long, bloody years where the US antagonizes the rest of the world. *sigh* And then, depression sets in.
What the fuck.
-Mel