Why me?

Okay, a friend of my called me a few minutes ago wanting to know if she could come over. Now I used to have a little fling with this particular friend awhile back and when she wanted to "come over", esepecially this late at night, she wants sex. Despite the fact that she now has a boyfriend, she's calling me for sex! Well this is text book what she's trying to pull:

A few weeks ago she told me that she told this guy she loved him and it's freaking her out having these kinds of feelings for someone, let alone TELLING them. Now I believe her feelings for him are genuine and it appears the guy feels the same for her, but this is new territory for her and it's a bit much.

So rather than embrace the unknown and throw herself into an actual exclusive relationship, she opts for the familiar and rings me up for a booty call to force the guy to hate her and dump her.



Sorry, but I'm not biting. Although the fling we had was fun, it's over. She's great looking and everything, but I'm just not sexually attracted to her anymore. She's been permanently filed in my "little sister" database. Secondly, I'm in the middle of PHASE ONE, so she's doubly shit outta luck. Besides.... I'm not a big fan of being used. So I guess that means she triply shit outta luck. Is 'triply' a word? It is now.



I told her if she wanted to ruin a good thing, then she would have to find some other patsy to do her "dirty work".

Like that was going to happen anyway, since she was obviously shitfaced and her friends took her keys away from her. Good for them.



After that, I got ANOTHER call from a different drunk friend of mine who was bitching about her roommates taking away her keys. She got pissed and started walking and that's when she decided to call me, wanting me to pick her up and possibly "have a little fun". Fuck that. I was in the middle of writing my Incredibles movie review and I had just dealt with a drunken bitch. I told her that she was the city's problem and hung up. My place is NOT a fucking drunk tank.



Sheesh... ever since I went into my women hating asshole mode, I've been a drunken horny slut magnet! Lucky me!