Funny thing happened to me Friday night. I had just walked through the door at 3am after hanging out with a friend when I get a phone call. Now this freaked me out because everyone knows that a phone call at 3am is never good news!
Well it turned out to be my ex-girlfriend. In my haste I had forgotten to check the caller ID. Well anyway, she was totally trashed and crying her eyes out. Apparently, her ex-boyfriend called her up wanting to hang out at some bar and when she got there, she saw him making out with some chick which really pissed her off. Later on, she and her friend did a little stalker action and went to his place and saw the chick's car in his driveway. The house was dark with only the tv on in his room and according to her, he likes to have sex with the tv on. So then she started going nuts and bitching and crying about how devastated she was and decides to call me for some fucking reason!
She goes on and on and on about how I always treated her with respect and accepted her for who she was and how much better I was than all the other jerks she's been with and how much she regretted taking advantage of my "kindness" and blah, blah, blah, blah. I wanted to say "NO SHIT, BITCH!" It's only been 3 years and NOW she realizes this? Give me a fucking break and cry me an ocean! I felt nothing, but decided to be civil and listen to her bitch.
After an hour her friend finally dragged her drunk ass off the phone and apologized to me. I should be pissed off about her making think that one of my family members was dead, but I just had to laugh at the whole thing. I told her a long time ago that she would NOT find anyone who treated her as well as I did, especially since she's a high maintenance drama queen from hell, but hey.... I don't like to give up on relationships easily (both a strength and weakness some say)Anyway, I was right! So there! I slept well after that.
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