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Every episode is the same way:



Maury: Today, our guests want to find out who the father is of their children.



*Audience yells/hisses*



Meet (Insert random black woman name. In this case, it'll be Keshia) Keshia.



*Keshia sits with rage in her eyes and a impossible weave*



Maury: Why are you hear today Keshia?



Keshia: Well Maury, I want my punk ass man (Insert random black name..this case Duwan) Duwan to be a father to my baby!! He know he be the father of my baby!! He always running around with these skank tricks. He ain't nuttin but a punk!!!



*Audience yells*



Keshia: (Channeling black female power) BRING HIM OUT!! BRING HIS AZZ OUT HURR!!



Maury: Ok..but before we do, lets here what Duwan said before the show.



*Camera cuts to Duwan standing in a back alley somewhere with some god-awful music. He reads off of a cue-card*



Duwan (Wearing a Nike jacket with Addidas shoes): Keshia, I am 200% sure that I'm not your baby's father. If this baby isn't mine, I want you to get out of my life. I am not the baby's father.



*Cut to Keshia going off and yelling at the monitor*



Keshia: YOU KNOW YOU BE MAH BABY'S FATHER!! BRING HIS PUNK AZZ OUT HURR!!!



Maury (Sitting as calm as can be): Ok..here is Duwan.



*Duwan is doing that stupid 'raise the roof' thing. All the meanwhile, Keshia is losing her mind*



Keshia: YOU SKEZZER YOU KNOW YOU MAH BABY'S FATHER!!



*Audience is going crazy..fast forward towards the end of the show*



Maury: Ok..I have the results of the DNA test.



*Keshia is sweating and Duwan looks scared as hell*



Maury: In regards to 3 month old (Kendall), Duwan, you are NOT the father.



*Audience gasps then boos*



*Keshia for some unkown reason, runs backstage sobbing all over the place. Duwan whoops and hollers. Maury chases Keshia (I should have said that she is tragically large) who is crying on that same ugly couch that everyone else crys on.*



THE END.