The Phases explained

Okay a couple of people have requested that I explain what the PHASES are.

Well the PHASES are a series of behaviors I tend to go through whenever I'm sick of the whole exhausting effort of the pursuit of women:



PHASE ONE: The forsaking of women for food and video games. Simple and straight forward. My energies are now focused on these two other loves in my life.



PHASE TWO: Self indulgence. No, it doesn't mean jerkin' off to German porn (not entirely) it means that I just dust off the credit cards and cater to myself by going on extended road trips, buying expensive "toys" that I don't need, getting some new furniture, eat at expensive restaurants, etc. Also known as the "yuppie stage."



PHASE THREE: Unbridled debauchery. Basically I call up on all fuck buddies that I've been putting off for months, stock up on the condoms and just have a good ol' fashioned, meaningless, empty, no strings attached series of flings. By the time I'm done, I expect the woman to be dressed and walking out the door before I walk out of the bathroom. None of this cuddling/talking bullshit. The sex is usually much more aggressive as well. It's a Great way to dust off the cobwebs and polish certain techniques.



These phases can last anywhere from a couple of months to a year. Sometimes I've been known to skip around, but this is this is the usual order.



Afterwards, I go back to being Mr. Nice guy, aka, Chump Mode and start once again, looking for "Ms. Right" to share a beautiful and meaningful relationship with.



Hope that helps!