Friday, November 26, 2004

Quick T-day recap

-Great food as always.

-Sister's driving scares the hell outta me!

-I have to jog to keep up with my 6'8 brother in law's walking

-Mom asked how the ex was doing. (of course)

-Ate a lotta food

-Dominated the T-day video game tournament

-Confronted and destroyed fat, rude as hell Block Buster bitch.

-Ate a lotta food

-My cat may be looking for a place to die.

-Got hit on by some random chick.

-My niece was actually nice to me.

-Everyone laughed at me at the dinner table....again.

-Ate a lotta food to compensate.

-Repressed urge to break my dad's camera.

-My parents made me power of attorney over their Will.

- Watched a horror movie that turned out to be soft core lesbian porn.....with my MOTHER. She didn't seem to mind.

-Fixed my dad's computer yet again.

-Ate a lotta food.

-Had an interesting debate about the war in Iraq with my parents and brother in law.

-Had trouble getting my belt on.

-I think my colon exploded.

-Cock blocked by my sister.

-Planned on helping my brother move into his new place.

-Had fun making fun of my psychotic ex-roommate with the family.

-Passed out for awhile.

-Got home.

-Killing time before heading out to the stores.

THE END.

3 comments:

  1. The joy of T-day....thank God it is once a year!!

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  2. Wow. Your mom collects knives, plays video games and doesn't freak at lesbian porn??? Too cool!

    -T

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  3. Can I borrow your mom for a little while? ;)

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