I saw this commercial that really pissed me off the other day that carries on the growing trend of bashing the American male.
Okay, it's an ad about the Verizon IN networking thing, and this pudgy pussy of a father walks up to his two daughters and gives him these two kick ass top of the line cell phones and tells him this great new deal that allows them to call their family members anytime they want for free! The two little stuck up bitches give this dork the "what the fuck are you talking about, you old fuck!?" look. This rather tense moment is broken up by suprise, the MOTHER who is standing in the background in this smug cross armed stance behind the dad and adds "You can call your friends, too!" The two cunts then jump up and down in excitement and hug their man hating bitch of a matriarch. The whipped father tries to get some love too, but all three women just fucking ignore him and leave the room like he wasn't there!! He just stands there with some pathetic puppy dog expression on his face as the last of his penis withers away and drops to the floor. WHAT THE FUCK?!
Okay, this mother fucker spent his hard earned cash to buy these fucking expensive as hell cell phones to please his "little girls" only to be dismissed and ignored by them AND his lazy homemaking slut of a wife who is probably banging the Fed Ex guy while he's at work. Shit, I bet those aren't even his daughters…of course he probably doesn't know that. Poor bastard!
And the whole way he enters the room with his overseer wife standing right behind him. Like she's giving him "permission" to act like somewhat of a father, but quickly takes over when he fucks it up (of course).
If he were any kind of father figure he would've taken those fucking phones back from those ungrateful bitches, wished them good luck for paying for college and told his wife to cook him a pot roast while he plays golf and boinks his secretary, but NOOOOOOOOO! Can't depict a strong male figure on fucking televison! Heaven fucking forbid!
Dammit, I'm gonna eat a steak, screw a random chick and make her boyfriend watch!
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I agree completely!! Also since I am a woman, I want to know why it is all the commercials have guys with potbellys..where are the Hot Body Studs..then look at their wives..way better looking then they are..come on can't women have gratuitous Hot Bodied men on commercials..I think women deserve more than that, quite frankly, should I be confined to having to look in a magazine to see a "six pack"..Guess I will have to settle for Mr. Clean...ugh.
ReplyDeleteYou're 100% right about that commercial -- it's been bugging the shit out of me ever since I first saw it. But it's just the tip of the iceberg. You can't have a "Dad" on TV who isn't some kind of pussywhipped moron. Dad's just a paycheck. And believe me, kids pick up on it.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't agree more.
ReplyDeleteIn this age of political correctness and hypersensitivity, it blows my mind how many advertisers glom onto the "stupid white male" cliche.
Another example is the car commercial where the foxy girl dumps her idiot date on a rain-soaked street after he (1) admits the movie he just took her to is one he uses for his other "first dates" and (2) makes a bonehead remark about "women drivers" after some woman nearly t-bones them.