Being a fucking man

I've noticed a lotta pussy behavior happening lately that just makes me sick and ashamed of being a man. So in my infinite manly awesomeness, I decided to compile a short list on what it takes to be a FUCKING MAN!



What it takes to be a FUCKING MAN:

- Always sticking up for yourself

- Never relying on others to do the work for you

- Being able to admit to your mistakes

- Always being able to accept the consequences of you actions

- Never squealing on a buddy. (unless you're threatened by death or prison)

- Not backing down or apologizing for something you didn't even do!

- NEVER hitting your kids. Unless they do something to deserve it.

- Not feeling compelled to put down the toilet seat

- Being able to talk to women. They're not gonna bite you, dumbass!

- Being your kids' FATHER, not their fucking best friend!

- Not giving in to peer pressure!

- Not being afraid of the truth. Yeah, it hurts sometimes, but it's better than living a lie.

- Being able to let go. Dude, it's over... let her go for god's sake!

- NEVER hitting a woman. No matter how much the bitch may deserve it!

- NEVER taking shit FROM a woman who tries to control you.

- Not being afraid to admit you actually have feelings (without being a wuss of course)

- Men don't whine. We rant.

- Men don't get scared. We merely get taken off guard.

- Not making lame excuses

- Never weaseling out of things...unless you're really good at it.

- Refuse to be enslaved by the dreaded almighty vagina.



Hope that helps some of you guys get yer balls back.