Fuck it.

Ever since I was cursed by my ex I haven't been able to meet a decent NORMAL woman. The whole business with the married chick and the swinging bisexual chick was the final straw.

Is it too damn much to ask for woman who doesn't have emotional or commitment issues? Is it such a chore to find a woman who wants a nice normal exclusive relationship rather than want to fuck every guy she sees? Why can't I meet a woman who is done with her "exploring herself sexually" phase and ready for something real?

And NO, for all you psyche 101 Freud wanna bes I not comparing these women to the standards of my ex. Are you fucking crazy?! She's an EX for a reason! Yeah, that's what I want...Some crazy tarot card wielding hippie basket case!



Anyway, I usually end up with emotionally unstable, pregnant, married, married with kids, "confused", psychotic, dumb as a brick, materialistic, chicks.



So that's why I'm saying fuck it. I'm done looking. I'm going to concentrate on rekindling my first real love affairs: video games and food! Halo2 just came out so now is a good a time as ever to buy an Xbox.

And thus I begin my downgrade back to:

PHASE 1 : The forsaking of women for food and video games.



Ah, PHASE 1 probably my favorite of the three phases. Less involved than PHASE 2 and a whole lot less sinister than PHASE 3.



Hmm...funny thing is, I went through the exact same phases for the past two years. Ah, the cosmic ballet goes on.