I'm cursed.

Okay, yesterday I found out that a girl I was interested in was married! That's right, married! Nothing really happened, we just went out a couple of times and that was it, but we IM and talk to each other all the time.

Everytime I asked her to go out again, she always came up with some lame excuse to why she couldn't make it. Well my bullshit meter was going off, but I just assumed she wasn't interested in me and was performing the age old ritual of "weaseling out" of the situation. That's cool...I'm very familiar with the ways of the weasel.



Well yesterday I found out why she was dodging me...this is when she just happened to tell that she was married, but they were "separated"...not even legally separated, they were just "spending some time apart". WTF?? Oh, it gets better...the reason she's been doing the avoidance thing is because she's been developing some real "feelings" for me (gag) and she didn't want to do anything she would regret. I learned that she was some lonely housewife wanting to make some new friends and she really didn't intend for anything to happend between us besides friendship. DAMN my irresistable charm! I have to admit, I'm a little intrigued with the whole lonely, horny, undersexed housewife thing, but with my luck I'd get a visit from her pissed off, 7 foot 400 pound, shotgun toting husband. No thank you!

Anyway, she asked me if there was anyway you could still be friends after this revelation and I said "sure" as I deleted her number from my cell phone and blocked her username from my IM account. She still wants to hang out, but I'm already starting to forget her name...



Okay, on to the other girl I had an interest in. I found out yesterday that she was bisexual. Now normally this isn't a big deal, but from my PERSONAL experience, I've learned that these ladies aren't really big into that whole commitment thing which would be cool if I wanted some torrid little fling, but I don't....and besides, she said she just wanted a torrid little fling. Too bad.



Sheesh....all this coming at the heels of the cute server chick being knocked up! I think my ex has put some kind of whammy on me! Yeah, that's it! I'm just expecting the next girl I'm interested in to have a bigger penis than I do.



Ah...it's great to be me!