I just now realized something when it comes with my relationships with the ladies: I always end up with the guy trapped in a woman's body. No, I'm not talking about any kind of lezbo crap, I'm talking about women who exihibit traditionally male charateristics. You know like belching, farting, wanting empty relationships, hates kids, non-sensitive, emotionally crippled, short tempered, not affectionate, can't cook, etc.
Now I'm not saying this is a bad thing. In fact, this is much more appealing than your typical girly girl, but there's a lot to be said about a little tender lovin' femininity. Plus it would be nice to have a chick that would fucking cook for me every once and awhile.
It's the least they could do!
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I like to think I don't fit into any of those categories. You always said I was like a man in a completely, totally different way.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever considered the fact that you may bring out the men in women? Hmmm....
Good news for you, these type of feminine women are still out there! Just get up from your lazy chair, away from your computer and go out and look for them !!
ReplyDeleteI will. Just as soon as I'm out of PHASE 3. Until then, shut the hell up!!!
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