realized they aren't on DS9
What a total shit bomb of a series. I can't think of a single reason to like this stupid ass show. I was laying on my huge couch thinking about how about how awesome I am when I noticed that this show was on. Now I've seen countless episodes of Voyager and never really paid it any mind...until that night...I just realized that this show is a total piece of monkey trash!
There is absolutely NOTHING redeeming about this fucking train wreck! Jeezus the character were wooden and forgettable, I wished every fucking one of them would get sucked into a black whole and each get ass fucked by that big bad ass robot MAXIMILLIAN from the Black Hole movie. Damn, that would've rocked!
I'm sick of Harry Kim, sick of Tuvok, and sick of Tom Paris (who I'm sure was having naked butt sex with Harry) and most of all I hated the holy FUCK out of the most ridiculous alien character design EVER, motherfucking NEELIX! The fucker looked like a mix between an ant eater and some kind of rat or squirrel. And in typical Star Trek fashion he was covered in spots! You see spots make him more "alien", according to Star Trek logic. Geez...not only was he grotesque in appearance, he was generally a useless pain in the ass that the crew generally kept arounda a pet.
Oh yeah, can't forget the captain...fucking Captain Janeway or whatever her name is. Looks and sounds like a younger Katherine Hepburn which is NOT good thing. This uppity bitch really bugged the hell outta me, always being so high and mighty and overbearingly critical of her crew when it was her actions that got them lost in the first place. Plus it looked like she suffered from permaPMS.
You see this show needed to be like DS9. Fuck yeah! DS9 was so much better, you had better looking broads, more memorable and complex characters like Kira, Odo, Bashir, Dax (both of them) Worf, and not to mention THE most a bad ass character in Star Trek history, I'm talking about SISCO! Fuck that bald punk Picard and that fat ass Kirk.
Not to mention they had a better cast of villains from the Cardassians to the Dominion.
What does Voyager have? Some fuckers called the Kazon that looked like a buncha Carrot Top Rejects with ridiculous leaf shaped afros, oh and you got the Borg which is played out as hell.
Speaking of the Borg, I love it how they just stuck in that chick with the skin tight uniform and the huge jugs for no good reason. Wait they had a perfectly good reason, they realized their show sucked and so they blatantly resorted to the lowest common denominator: T&A!!
Fuck Voyager for polluting my television.
Hey Vincent, sorry i didn't write back to that email you sent me yet, well actually i did, it was right long and ...well....awesome, but it sent it back to me once i sent it to you and now my hotmail's so screwed up i can't even open my own. But once i get it working i will write back. Don't worry...i AM you know like a HUGE author now and all, but i think i can squeeze my little friends in there SOMEWHERE;)
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